Who wouldn't catch that? The way that book likes to blame you for everything, it's obvious. You and women. Ridiculous.

[ Said the vampire who had Catholic education pounded down her throat 200ish years ago and resented every damn second of it once she found out her benefactor was a lying monster. She much prefers the company of the devil. ]

You should come in. We have a music theater, a wine cellar, a hot springs... everything one could ever want.

[ Except Venti and Yuri, but who's counting? ]