dadbeatdad: (Your wives love me~)
Lucifer ([personal profile] dadbeatdad) wrote in [community profile] seasonsgreetings 2024-02-29 04:59 pm (UTC)

"All I'm hearing is he's a little shit born with a silver spoon up his ass face," Lucifer said with a shrug.

"Oh I am both well equipped and I know how to use it. Not to brag, but both the first and second human women on Earth did not mind at all what I had to offer," As he said it, he slid his fingers in a V shape under his mouth.

"I've had no complaints."

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