Wait, you think this place can get even slower and duller than this? There's no way I'm not setting this entire world on fire at least once, then.
[ Or covering it with glitter, because that could also be hilarious, but, he can hash out the details of his glorious chaos later. ]
Hey, isn't DeNile a river somewhere? It sounds vaguely familiar, at least.
[ He squints a little bit at that last bit, and he places his free hand against his hip, the other still twirling his wand as if it were a toy and not, in fact, a dangerous weapon. ]
Are you sure you're not a hero? I mean, I know you said you had to keep the world safe so you could take it over, but I dunno, man. If you have to do this on a regular basis, I'm pretty sure that qualifies you as at least an anti-hero, right? I don't think I've ever had to help Lord Bowser save the world a single time...
[ Welllll. That's not entirely true, given Fawful's temporary reign. And that was actually not helping Bowser, it was helping Junior. And that was only because Bowser had asked them to keep an eye on Junior and teach him things... what a hilarious pain in the tail that had been. ]
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[ Or covering it with glitter, because that could also be hilarious, but, he can hash out the details of his glorious chaos later. ]
Hey, isn't DeNile a river somewhere? It sounds vaguely familiar, at least.
[ He squints a little bit at that last bit, and he places his free hand against his hip, the other still twirling his wand as if it were a toy and not, in fact, a dangerous weapon. ]
Are you sure you're not a hero? I mean, I know you said you had to keep the world safe so you could take it over, but I dunno, man. If you have to do this on a regular basis, I'm pretty sure that qualifies you as at least an anti-hero, right? I don't think I've ever had to help Lord Bowser save the world a single time...
[ Welllll. That's not entirely true, given Fawful's temporary reign. And that was actually not helping Bowser, it was helping Junior. And that was only because Bowser had asked them to keep an eye on Junior and teach him things... what a hilarious pain in the tail that had been. ]