captainfireball: (cranky turd face)
Zellias Vance-Arland ([personal profile] captainfireball) wrote in [community profile] seasonsgreetings 2024-03-16 06:53 pm (UTC)

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Is wandering around while monsters are about dangerous? Absolutely, but Zellias is annoyed about being here in general, and the best way to deal with it is to take his frustrations out on something that's out here attacking people anyway. Do a good deed and cause a little mayhem at the same time, everybody wins!

Unfortunately he's gone and gotten himself surrounded. Considering his small stature and the fact that his right arm is just missing, probably isn't great for him. Nothing a little Fireball centered on himself can't solve (don't ask him how he lost the arm), but before he has a chance to get the spell off, he's suddenly snagged around the waist and yanked up onto a fucking metal horse. Everything he was about to explode just got sliced up by whatever the hell this guy just did, which is whatever, but c'mon.

"The fuck, mate!? I had it covered!"

Did he though??

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