"You got to ride in a van?? I didn't get a van on my journey..." Mostly because they didn't exist yet, but it would've been a lot easier with a van instead of riding horesback! "That's great to hear, though! I'll tell him how proud I am later."

"Anyway, Wukong turned into a cloud and carried me up to the top, and me and Antelope Strength Immortal started meditating. But Elk Strength Immortal summoned a bedbug to bite me while I was meditating, which - obviously I'm really good at meditating, but that's still annoying! - and Wukong flew up to take the bug off me, and then turned into a centipede to bite Antelope Strength Immortal on the face. He yelled super loud and jumped right off the tower in surprise!

"And after all of that, they still wanted to compete with us."