"Clairvoyance! They had the king put a treasure in a box and had me and the Immortals guess what it was, but Wukong turned into a fly and took a peek, and then changed the nice clothes in there to dirty, ragged clothes and told me what to guess. The king was so surprised!

"And then after that they wanted to compete by showing off that they all could survive having their heads cut off, their hearts removed, and being boiled in oil. And then Wukong got really excited and demanded to go first!"