[ THEY SURE WILL pls just get him one of those nokias with buttons... it's hard enough on him already... ]

[ Well, the simulation did grant them all the powers they didn't normally wield... and then, Kenny is pretty good at figuring things he's capable of on the go. Something something Ackerman. ]

Everyone's always desperate. Ain't changing the part where they just grab people 'nd expect 'em to do their bidding.

[ So. He says that, but does it mean he's unwilling to help? Probably not. He'd still like to be asked, though. Maybe given a mansion or something. ]

[ At the very least, they could give him back his friend and his sister, since apparently the powers that be are capable of that in this place. ]

[ But wait. ]

Monsters, ya say?..

[ Maybe he can at least get some fun out of this situation. ]