Levi looks at him like he's grown a second head. "Obviously, but you can get an extra day out of pants if you don't sit on surfaces where people have walked with shoes covered in shit," he explains as if it's somehow personally offensive to him.

He lifts one of his bags to dig in it for a bit, then lightly tosses what looks like a spray bottle of disinfectant at Shikamaru. "Here, take this."