in case it was not obvious, i live for poking fun at my too-serious guy here so FULL agree, the goofy nonsense is what makes for a great intro!

oh dan heng, what a bro. theyre out here shaking hands like "if someone woos us does that mean we're robbing the cradle? are we DILFs now? silver foxes?"

also re: thread: i can plop a starter up somewhere, what general part of the city is dan heng in? just a reg apartment building?