support group for plot devices who just want to study history and maybe be slightly irresponsible with ancient machines*

and honestly? an entirely reasonable reaction to having to run crystal tower. If the game is going to put you through that you should at least get a catboy out of it.

*disclaimer that I am not totally canon-blind but definitely canon-nearsighted, so I don't actually know how irresponsible Zelda would like to be with ancient machines.