[floating lanterns]
-I know you're probably very confused right now and maybe a little scared, but you're going to be okay, alright? It's a much nicer place than home, you'll be safe there. I'll come join you there when I can, I promise.

[Fae deals to relocate your parents to a safer world probably do not come with letting your parents know what's up, so this is well timed.]

[haunted house]
Oh! Hi there, handsome- oh, wait, you're working right now, sorry. Don't hit on service employees on the clock, got it.

[The ghost that just jumped out at Evangeline and you looks very confused.]

[throw a short person day]
I'll have you know, I have very high standards. Not just anybody can throw me into a mattress.

[The standards are 'visibly not a human'. Those are the standards.]