Judging by the look on Maine's face, he finds it hard to believe that anyone could meet the criteria of "goalpost" other than Carolina. Sure, there are others higher than Maine on the leaderboard. But these days, it's only one: Wyoming. And Maine is certain that, after his performance on their current mission, he'll outrank his friend.

But Carolina will remain at the top, right where she belongs. And Maine will continue striving to keep up with her. To prove he's capable. To give her a challenge she'll respect.

He hums, noncommittal. Then, teasingly, "Would have to pull punches. Can't hurt your boyfriend."