I guess it's a fruit, technically. Just not one you'd usually make ice cream out of. Maybe you're right. Maybe it's a cultural thing.

[ Or someone's fucking with them, but he doesn't want to be rude. ]

Yeah, me neither. Guess it's not the worst thing I've ever tasted. 2 out of 5 stars, wouldn't recommend to a friend.

[ He shoves the rest of his portion into his mouth, crumples up the packet and wings it expertly into a nearby trash can as he chews. Two points! Somehow he even avoids brain freeze. It's a talent. ]

There's plenty of other options if you wanna roll the dice and try something else.