[Dude cmon just take the hand already, this is so cringe.]

Yeah, probably. But if I leave you here knowing you're injured, what if you die? Isn't that illegal? It feels like it should be... I don't wanna get arrested, they make you work if you go to jail.

[Actually he's more worried that this guy really is going to pass out, but its sort of awkward to admit that.]

If you can't walk, I guess I'm gonna have to carry you.. .