if you insist it is equal then i will only have to agree

[He wasn't kidding when he said he'd be easy to spot. Not once had he bothered to put the glamour back on, that is a nine foot tall, winged man with the most outlandishly long hair just peering over the side of a fountain, a rowlet dozing in the fairy's tree-like antlers. One long, sleek-furred black ear swivels back as he hears someone coming, and he turns to beam at her with a mouth full of sharp, bestial teeth.]

Ah, a net! You must be my mysterious correspondent? I really should have asked you what your name is first, I do apologize.