[The shark wriggles violently as she gently chastizes it, responding with an emphatic uguuuwaaaaaaaaaa.]

Completely unreasonable, as is the wont of babies. It's a shame, I'd have liked to have kept it close. It's quite charming, in an unconventional way.

[He peers over as she takes out her phone, both ears pricking up and forwards as she holds it out for him to look at.]

Do you suppose it'll thrive in fresh water? ... It did seem quite comfortable in the fountain...