[ Wow, stop chastising him, Felix, he feels bad enough as it is! ]
I would not know. [ He follows suit and checks their surroundings and-- oh, oh there is a line forming by his stall! When did they get here!! ] This is a donation drive, so I imagine I will remain in my post until the goal has been met... and much to my chagrin, my... performance must be unsatisfactory.
[ No, no, Dimitri, it's simple math, really: the people don't want the hot king to be dismissed, so they're fairly stingy with their donations so they can keep coming back for cheap smooches! A truly villainous plot! ]
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I would not know. [ He follows suit and checks their surroundings and-- oh, oh there is a line forming by his stall! When did they get here!! ] This is a donation drive, so I imagine I will remain in my post until the goal has been met... and much to my chagrin, my... performance must be unsatisfactory.
[ No, no, Dimitri, it's simple math, really: the people don't want the hot king to be dismissed, so they're fairly stingy with their donations so they can keep coming back for cheap smooches! A truly villainous plot! ]