[Mister upright King Dimitri goes straight for the scolding tone, and Sylvain hasn't even done anything yet! Well, maybe he implied some teasing with his eyes and his tone, but still! Sylvain lifts his palms in surrender, a grin on his face as he approaches.]

Oh, please, I'm dying to know what it is you think I was about to say.

[As if he couldn't have guessed Dimitri was strongarmed or guilt tripped into doing this. Please, he's known you since before you could walk.]