I... am not, actually. What is it? From what is it made? Is it akin to a beer or a wine? Mead maybe?

[He pulls his phone back up again, and though it took a few solid moments and some gentle cursing... He finally found what he was looking for. A nice, nearby bar!

And with that, he was off, nose in his phone... though not too in it, it was really hard to keep his eyes off of everything else going on around him.]

This seems as if it may be the closest to us....