I can't exactly stay out of it now! If I do, it'll be negligent failure to provide assistance! And you won't leave it to me either, will you?

[At least knowing that they're actually messing more people up in these backrooms gives him all the justification he needs to bring out the big guns - and not necessarily only metaphorically, what with the transforming keychain he's got on him.]

We can hash out the small stuff later, but I won't arrest you!