[Mercifully, most people didn't seem too alarmed by the apple bough antlered man in the mall, which was all well and good to him. It certainly saved a lot of time explaining things over and over again!]

I suppose you're not incorrect upon that account...

[As if it were aware it was being spoken of, the contents of that fountain had gone from just idly crawl-swimming around the bottom of the fountain, to full on racing around it, splashing water right over the side and out onto the floor like it was a teeny tiny little one man Seaworld show. Good, a slipping hazard on top of being potentially bitten by a shark!]

The issue is, when I extract him, I don't really know where he ought to go... I've just arrived after all and I fear I don't really have the lay of the land right now, as it were.