[Because being cranky is hard work and no one will hang out with him if he's a crab.
However, as he nods along to Hijikata's explanation, that chipper and cheerful expression is slowly becoming more strained and anxious, glancing down every now and again at the egg.]
I only ask because I fear the egg might not last the entire tri-
[The egg shudders, pulsates, and then with a visceral splat, ruptures, spilling it's quivering contents all over the tile floor. The egg case was deceptively small for the thing inside of it too, as the blue gray blob unfurls and elongates into roughly the size of a small, fat cat.
It's a shark alright. And it's got two tiny gray skinned pudgy little baby arms and similarly colored fat baby legs.]
... Oh.
[That's about all he can get out before the beast lets loose with a wet sounding BLEUGH before rapidly waddling off with a degree of dexterity and speed you wouldn't think possible for a newborn bipedal shark.]
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However, as he nods along to Hijikata's explanation, that chipper and cheerful expression is slowly becoming more strained and anxious, glancing down every now and again at the egg.]
I only ask because I fear the egg might not last the entire tri-
[The egg shudders, pulsates, and then with a visceral splat, ruptures, spilling it's quivering contents all over the tile floor. The egg case was deceptively small for the thing inside of it too, as the blue gray blob unfurls and elongates into roughly the size of a small, fat cat.
It's a shark alright. And it's got two tiny gray skinned pudgy little baby arms and similarly colored fat baby legs.]
... Oh.
[That's about all he can get out before the beast lets loose with a wet sounding BLEUGH before rapidly waddling off with a degree of dexterity and speed you wouldn't think possible for a newborn bipedal shark.]