mayoninofukucho: (Excuse me?!)
Hijikata Toshirou ([personal profile] mayoninofukucho) wrote in [community profile] seasonsgreetings 2023-07-08 02:05 am (UTC)

[Hijikata is so dumbfounded, he can only stare as the egg bursts, spilling a lot of slime and a baby shark... shark baby... mutant onto the mall tiles. And then the newborn creature makes that noise and takes off at an outrageous speed.]

Huh-- ah-- wh--

[He blinks, trying to adjust to the situation.]

...

Th-- that..! Stop it!!

[He himself takes off after the shark (he's just going to keep mentally referring to it, despite that not quite being what it is), leaving the mess behind for someone else to clean up. He nearly collides with a promenading couple, who yell after him, and all but throws himself on the creature, only to have it slip out of his arms with another indescribable sound of displeasure.]

Ah--! No!!

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