[He hates that Oengus is right. Leaving this creature in the fountain means exposing the mall visitors - which, at this rate, will probably include more innocent surface dwellers than before - to the danger of being accosted by it. Why did this have to become his problem?!]

The issue is that we can't guarantee it'll snap off the right people's fingers.

[He crashes on one of the benches around the fountain, trying to figure out how to resolve this shitshow.]

Okay, so if we want to catch it, we'll need a net. I bet we can buy one somewhere here.

[And spend money on a criminal business... great!!]

But transporting it will be a whole other ordeal. You'll need either a sturdy sack it can't chew its way out of, or a whole-ass aquarium, and that'll be heavy as hell, so you'll also need a wheelbarrow or something.

[And honestly, using a wheelbarrow to transport a fragile container is practically asking for the next malheur to happen.]

Unless we can find someone who can shrink it down, but I've got nobody in mind, and I bet you don't either.