A two-stars meal is shit. One star is absolute rock bottom; ten stars is a meal fit for a king.
[What were they feeding this boy at home?! As the two of them find seating (which the restaurant does provide, despite the lack of staff and ambience) he naturally "tops up" his own meal with about half a bottle of mayonnaise.]
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[What were they feeding this boy at home?! As the two of them find seating (which the restaurant does provide, despite the lack of staff and ambience) he naturally "tops up" his own meal with about half a bottle of mayonnaise.]
Do you want some too?
[Because of course it belongs in soup as well!]