Ah, yes. How could he have forgotten such a phrase?? (Lies. He just forgot other things instead). Eyes purposefully wide, Wei Wuxian puts on the most lonesome and sorrowful expression he can muster up. Which is impressive and believable, but also almost too much, since he's trying valiantly not to laugh.

"But. . . What about our Everyday? How ever can I keep only to holding hands or- or just, leaning my shoulder against you? Lan Zhan, not fair!"

No touching others required! Although it was immensely satisfying to punch Xue Yang in the face, and have that count.