The reply is out of his mouth before he even needs to think about it.

"Ridiculous." Though there is the smallest upturn of his lips as he says it.

Into the lodging building they go, he doesn't even look at his husband when he puts on that expression - not needing to see it to know just what Wei Wuxian looks like.

"Wei Ying is allowed to touch." Just basically no one else unless he's dying.