[ If immortality via wine were a universal concept it would explain so much ]

Odd is definitely the word. There's a reason they pay me so much, there isn't a huge supply of vampires around. [ It's a goth club and she's basically an attraction, albeit technically just an incredibly well-paid bartender (and occasionally someone who throws a shitty customer out on their lecherous face). ]

I guess I'll have to arrange for a party sometime, because that sounds worth the price of admission.