[ Ugh. Are you done, Sylvain? Are you just about done CRACKING THE FUCK UP at your poor childhood friend's misadventures in romance that you're clearly never EVER gonna let go?! Yes??
Good.
Now he can probably crack the fuck up at the meager contents of Dimitri's tip jar. And by meager, I mean barely existent. Which would normally imply he hasn't had many takers, but allow him to explain: ]
I've had a fair amount of patrons, but as you can see for yourself, donations have been scarce. Surely the result of my own incompetence. [ And people being stingy so they can keep him trapped under the weight of his own soul-crushing guilt, enslaved to smooch duty indefinitely. A most wicked plan!!
He heaves a sigh. ] At this rate, it will take me weeks to repay my debt...
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Good.
Now he can probably crack the fuck up at the meager contents of Dimitri's tip jar. And by meager, I mean barely existent. Which would normally imply he hasn't had many takers, but allow him to explain: ]
I've had a fair amount of patrons, but as you can see for yourself, donations have been scarce. Surely the result of my own incompetence. [ And people being stingy so they can keep him trapped under the weight of his own soul-crushing guilt, enslaved to smooch duty indefinitely. A most wicked plan!!
He heaves a sigh. ] At this rate, it will take me weeks to repay my debt...