[Julie puts the brakes on anything else that wants to tumble out of her mouth. Excuse the look of surprise.]

... So you know what a husband is but not what being married is?

[That's a little backwards, ain't it? Mmm, well, no matter! Julie Joyful isn't one to shrink away from giving explanations, even if her explanations are often rambling and connected by a line so thin it might as well be made of gossamer.]

That's how you get a husband. Or a wife. Or a spouse. You have a ceremony and all of your friends and family come. Then the bride and groom ... or groom and groom ... or bride and bride? Or --

[She flaps her hands then.]

Details! You and your husband-to-be get all dressed up and you recite some vows and you're married! And then you have a party!

[She throws her hands in the air on the word 'party'.]