proprietydemands: (McRib is back?!)
Bertholdt Hoover ([personal profile] proprietydemands) wrote in [community profile] seasonsgreetings 2023-09-19 05:20 am (UTC)

[You know that look your dog gives you when it knows there's a pill in the peanut butter?

[Slowly, as if seeking confirmation:]

We're...[He eyes the cordyceps.]...needed...?

[Then, an anxious glance in the direction they'd been walking.

[He turns back to Reiner, and puts one of the cordyceps in his mouth, chews, swallows...

[Gasps.]

Reiner? Reiner? I-- Wait, what am I doing...?

[A strange taste in his mouth. He wrinkles his nose - more important things to worry about, Bert!]

Reiner, you're here, I had no idea-- I thought I was all alone, but we were headed back home, so-- I mean, just now, I thought we were...?

[A mind jumbled by fairy magic (not to mention that whole "being transported to another world and having to sit through orientation" thing).]

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