[Now he could do this with some semblance of decency, and take a few steps up the ladder and waiting for the other to follow before lifting him into position- or, now hear him out, he could throw this tiny man over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes before making his way up the ladder.
And honestly since option two is bound to be funnier, that's what he's going with. Like there was even a choice.
He's going to hum too just to be a little extra obnoxious.
But anyway, it gets the job done. Uncoordinated as he was on land (leading to some concerning wobbles on the way up), he was physically strong. Lifting and holding the tiny heavyweight in a good position for weed killing was a walk in the park.
Also on the off chance these plants were actually carnivorous he had a shield.]
I hope that's sufficient- do you need me to lift you higher?
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And honestly since option two is bound to be funnier, that's what he's going with. Like there was even a choice.
He's going to hum too just to be a little extra obnoxious.
But anyway, it gets the job done. Uncoordinated as he was on land (leading to some concerning wobbles on the way up), he was physically strong. Lifting and holding the tiny heavyweight in a good position for weed killing was a walk in the park.
Also on the off chance these plants were actually carnivorous he had a shield.]
I hope that's sufficient- do you need me to lift you higher?