Just kidding around, huh? I see how it is. How about I join you?

[The guys are practically sweating bullets as he pulls up a chair and sits down - and when he draws his sword, a whole bunch of other patrons also start getting nervous, even though he places it on the table rather than doing anything outright menacing.]

This is Muramasha. I've enhanced its blade a thousand times by now. It's practically unbreakable and can cut through almost anything. Do you guys see anything in the coffee shop you think it can't cut?

[One of the guys stammers "How's that funny?", but Hijikata just smiles menacingly. People are gathering up their coffees-to-go and pastries and hurriedly leaving...]