[Whether it be in the spring room, the arrival hall or, through a glitch, your apartment, it doesn't really matter to him he's going to talk to someone here goddamnit. Does he have questions? Definitely! Are they congruent with the situation at hand?]
Are there directions to the nearest tavern on here? [No, of course not. He has priorities and they all start with fun. New world? Serious situation? Danger? Sure okay, but party? Party now? He has no idea what this phone thing does, please help, it's obviously upside down and he is really on the struggle bus with it.]
Underground Mall
[There's a weirdo at the UFO catcher. He's eschewed all glamour, because why bother, he'd seen some of the people here. He doesn't have to put in any effort to appear normal, what was normal anyway? Completely subjective, as far as he could see. So yes, a nine foot tall winged weirdo is at the UFO machine, with a very round, very fluffy rowlet perched in the fairy's branching, flower-ridden antlers. By the looks of it he's helped himself to the vending machine more than just a few times, with a tidy collection of various cans neatly piled up beside him. Soda cans, soup cans, canned fish, canned cake, canned alligator and so on. Interesting fixation on cans, but it is something of a novelty to him.
He is very fixated on the UFO catcher though, with his wings half spread and his face against the glass, both ears pinned back in intense concentration. This is extremely important, dire even. He hasn't won once yet but that's not going to stop him.]
Dark Side
[A message has popped up on the network.]
hello
how do you remove a shark from a fountain
it has baby arms and legs and is very nimble and slippery
Oengus | Original | Player in game
[Whether it be in the spring room, the arrival hall or, through a glitch, your apartment, it doesn't really matter to him he's going to talk to someone here goddamnit. Does he have questions? Definitely! Are they congruent with the situation at hand?]
Are there directions to the nearest tavern on here? [No, of course not. He has priorities and they all start with fun. New world? Serious situation? Danger? Sure okay, but party? Party now? He has no idea what this phone thing does, please help, it's obviously upside down and he is really on the struggle bus with it.]
Underground Mall
[There's a weirdo at the UFO catcher. He's eschewed all glamour, because why bother, he'd seen some of the people here. He doesn't have to put in any effort to appear normal, what was normal anyway? Completely subjective, as far as he could see. So yes, a nine foot tall winged weirdo is at the UFO machine, with a very round, very fluffy rowlet perched in the fairy's branching, flower-ridden antlers. By the looks of it he's helped himself to the vending machine more than just a few times, with a tidy collection of various cans neatly piled up beside him. Soda cans, soup cans, canned fish, canned cake, canned alligator and so on. Interesting fixation on cans, but it is something of a novelty to him.
He is very fixated on the UFO catcher though, with his wings half spread and his face against the glass, both ears pinned back in intense concentration. This is extremely important, dire even. He hasn't won once yet but that's not going to stop him.]
Dark Side
[A message has popped up on the network.]
hello
how do you remove a shark from a fountain
it has baby arms and legs and is very nimble and slippery