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Test Drive Meme #3

Test Drive Meme #3
LOGS | NETWORK | OOC | MEMES | NAVIGATION
You arrive in an unknown space, dressed in white clothes (player choice what kind of clothes, as long as they cover everything). Whatever was happening to you before no longer happens. It's like everything was put on a pause and you were transferred away from the situation without you realizing it happened.
The space that you find yourself in is one of these four options:
An empty landscape filled with snow and ice, almost like a blank canvas.
A field with cherry blossom trees and spring flowers.
A sunny beach near an ocean that seems never ending.
A quiet forest with falling autumn leaves.
All of the spaces seem to continue endlessly. No matter where or how far you walk it almost seems like you're not moving at all. There are no animals here - just those who happened to wake up there at the same time, in the same place. Everyone is wearing the same kind of plain, white clothes.
Despite the possible rollercoaster of emotions you might be feeling, the place somehow feels familiar. Like somehow you belong there.
And it looks like you're not alone.
After half an hour has passed the surroundings change as everyone is teleported into a room with all the other new arrivals, no matter what space they woke up in. It's a large place with plenty of seats to sit in and beverages to enjoy. Medical attention is offered to those who need it and the doctors here are very prepared for any challenging situations.
Here, in this room, everyone gets an answer to where they are and why. A hologram of a man appears at the center of the room, waiting to be heard. He brings a message on behalf of the leaders of Ellipsa.
The Message [ Click to Expand ]
Hello, my name is Olwen. I'm one of the leaders of Ellipsa as it currently is. I'm also one of the four who summoned you here.
Our world is in trouble and we need your help. I apologize for tearing you away from your world and forcing you to come here but I hope you understand. The magic we used doesn't let us ask in advance, nor does it let us choose who we bring here.
This world is composed of four Seasonal Segments. All of them represent one of the seasons. They were the places we used to get our resources from, but now they're dangerous places no one should go into unless they have the power to fight back. All of them have their own sets of powerful monsters and natural catastrophes.
We used to have plenty of people here who could control the powers of the four Seasons. We called them Seasonal Power Holders. Unfortunately, due to a tragedy you can read about later, we lost almost all of them. Now only four of us remain and the world is in chaos. We have done our best to protect the world, but we need more power holders to do that.
That's where you come in.
All of you have been assigned to one of the seasons. Whatever space you were in just now is what season you represent. You will learn different skills based on the season and those skills are going to help you save this world.
These powers don't interfere with your own natural powers. They use a new energy that has formed inside of you. It's harmless to your health, but it's vital to your seasonal powers. Your own powers should still work, even if the dark energy outside the city might interfere with them.
Unfortunately bringing you here wasn't as simple as it sounds. We couldn't do anything about how to keep you anchored to this world other than making a simple spell that helps with it. That is, you need to touch someone else who is not from this world ideally at least once a day. It will help you stay in control of your powers and boost your magical energy. If you don't, the consequences aren't very good. But as long as you hold someone's hand or give someone a handshake, you should be fine.
That's all I have to say about the situation. The staff of the Research Center will give you more information about housing and other necessary things. I will, however, promise that you will be sent home once the situation becomes better. That's the least we can do.
In the Arrival's hall there are also several stands with information pamphlets.
First type of stand is for the local Guilds and about the benefits or joining one.
Second type of stands is for the Welcoming Committee that aim to show otherworlders what the world is like and help guide people in the beginning of the journey and helps in getting settled into the new world. They even have people to help if you're unfamiliar with the new phones.
Third type of the stands is for The In Touch Support Group that is led by the Otherwordly Ambassador, Kamisato Ayato. The pamphlets have contact information for businesses looking to help Otherworlders. They also focus more on the lore of the World and what they have discovered so far, as well as a guide on what to think about when preparing to venture out to the Segments.
Once you get your smartphone and necessary information, you're urged to go out and find your apartment. After that whatever you want to do is up to you.
The building next door is where everyone can find their new apartments. As you enter, you're told by a friendly native that for the first two months you can live anywhere rent-free and five meals a day are paid for you. After that they get a monthly payment that helps with some of their living expenses, but otherwise they have to have a job to support themselves.
All of the apartments are comfortable, two bedroom apartments with all necessary utilities. They are also completely soundproof. Sometimes the magic system, however, does glitch and you might find yourself rooming with a stranger. This is not the intention and the staff will immediately prepare you your own room if you ask them. But maybe having a roommate isn't all that bad?
The center of Nightwake never sleeps and there's always something happening, but today there's a lot of excitement in the air all around the center and every district! Locals and those who want to help them (for 100 Moon Coins or a gift card of their choosing), are walking to everyone to offer colorful fliers along with free vending machine tokens. There's also colorful advertisement on billboards and posters everywhere around the city advertising all sorts of things like items, clothes, drinks and more.
Local businesses, stores and restaurants are also going pretty crazy with their celebrations of anyone walking in being their 50th, 100th or whatever customer of the day and the prize among other things are gift cards and more free vending machine tokens but they aren't even for that same shop or restaurant? They also offer people to spin all kinds of different prize wheels, spin roulettes, buying a certain amount of things from them, and taking part in eating and drinking competitions for a surprise prize. Someone even put these surprise prizes into the Gacha Restaurant's randomizer, so for a week, you can choose it as a total surprise there too. (The surprises can be even more vending machine tokens and silly things like cute keychains or a 5-in-1 avocado tool as some examples.)
You can't find any of these shops, restaurants and other places, that they are advertising, in the whole city. The locals, posters and billboards will tell you where you can find them. There's a new entrance in every district, where locals welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Underground Mall!
Some may even drop into a sudden hole in the ground on their way and fall (or slide) somewhere far away. Don't worry, there will be very soft and huge pillows for landing in your destination.
The Underground Mall's upper floors give the vibe of a joyous mall with several restaurants and shops you won't see on the surface. The mall is definitely a must visit place for those who appreciate different fashion and exciting food choices. The party from the surface continues down here with various sales around the area. A good day for shopping!
For those who like games, there's a futuristic VR Arcade for you! This Arcade focuses on games that are played with VR goggles on. Even your regular DDR machine will now take you to dance in different environments and feel like you're dancing for your life or for an actual audience.
There are all sorts of vending machines lined up in their own, huge corner. You can find the usual ones with all sorts of different snacks, food and drinks, but there are also some with cake, cookies, mayonnaise, cream, flowers, engagement rings and other less usual but normal things. Nothing here is randomized, unless you choose the random option from the machine, otherwise you get exactly what you want. So pick your favorites or try something new, that sounds more or less good! You can find a machine that turns moon coins on your phone into vending machine tokens (or you can pay straight with your phone).
And, yes, you can find vending machines full of snacks and drinks all around the area too.
Then there's also an area for ufo catchers with all kinds of prizes like pokemon plushies and lots of other plushies, items themed to different season, plushies and other items themed to any fauna and flora from all around Ellipsa, puzzles, food themed items etc etc.
Moving inside the mall is done by escalators and elevators, but there are also regular stairs for those who prefer them.
The fastest way of traveling from floor to floor in the mall is by quick teleport nodes. You choose a floor you want to go to from the list of choices, much like an elevator and then you're transported into that floor's node within seconds. Unfortunately, they're still working out on the bugs in the system, so you may end up in the wrong place - including places that aren't on the list of choices.
There's also a Poké Ball Vending Machine, so anyone who recognizes poké balls may have some idea what they could get here. The vending machine somehow has enough balls for everyone in Ellipsa but everyone can only buy one ball! The balls don't have names in them and no one can see through them, so even those, who know Pokémon will NOT know what they'll be getting from this vending machine as it is entirely randomized!
Are you ready to get your first Pokémon? What about being ready to see how you two get along? Everyone, who plays this vending machine, gets either a Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Pikachu, Eevee, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip, Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup, Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott, Chespin, Fennekin, Froakie, Rowlet, Litten, Poplio, Grookey, Scorbunny, Sobble, Spirigatito, Fuecoco or Quaxly.
(And yes, ICly it is entirely randomized but OOCly you can decide which one you want your character to get... Of course you can rng the result too. More about Pokémon guidelines in the OOC Tips of this TDM.)
The third part of the TDM is under this details cut as it has Content Warnings, including Cursed things, Organized Crime, Illegal Activities, Monster Forms/Body Horror, Attempted Murder, Experimenting on People
The Third Part of the TDM [ Click to Expand ]
The lowest levels of the mall are only accessible by random quick teleport nodes around the mall (if you know you know is the motto with these). You can run into them on accident (they're usually hidden, but with so much traffic, the hiding place becomes visible) and they sometimes immediately just teleport people without any warning. The arrival can be in various places. A random shady hallway, in the middle of the floor, in a shady establishment and so on.
Anything that seems shady can be found from these floors. Even the local diners here are very weird and likely have illegal things on the menu. Clothing stores sell all kinds of clothes fit for thieves and assassins and the amount of weapons shops here is twice the amount than on the surface. Rumor has it there are also people trying to summon the devil somewhere around here, but that's still just a rumor.
One of the teleport node locations can take you to the front of a cursed vending machine corner. At first they look like ordinary vending machines, but upon closer inspection one may notice they are anything but ordinary.
The food vending machines are full of different "eatable" bugs with half-hearted warnings that they may or may not be poisonous (they didn't really check before putting them in the packaging), Mystery Food boxes (includes some very suspicious foods that don't look edible, but are actually alright in taste? But may contain some side effects like growing mushrooms out of your hair if you eat the mushroom ones), ones that is labeled Energy Drinks but all of them look more like creepy potions (they provide energy but at the cost of poisoning someone for 24 hours) and hyper realistic cakes that look like various body parts (the cake part is intentionally written in small print).
Other vending machines have various shark eggs (hatching them will provide a magical shark with little hands and legs that invades the first watery surface it finds and bites whoever comes too close - it does not belong as a pet, but one may try to tame one), Mystery Boxes (with anything from highly cursed jewelry to books that suck your soul if written into) and Cheat Slips (it's said these slips will let you master a skill immediately, but all it does is cause one's powers to go berserk for 2 hours).
The lowest levels are also a place for a large Casino. While they do exist on the surface, this one is a little different.
The Casino (named just that, "The Casino") is divided into four different sections; All of them are dominated by an organized crime group. This is the only area of the underground they work together in peace and sometimes come to relax. They don't cause trouble for each other here, but they definitely can try to cause trouble for everyone who is visiting the place.
Losing in this Casino can mean being taken to the back rooms by whichever group's area you ended up losing in. They will offer to let you go if you can pay off your debt you made in the Casino, but they have other options of compensation.
Name: Diamonds
Game Area: Card Games (Poker, Black Jack, Craps)
Compensation: They will send characters on a criminal quest to either steal or sabotage something or even smuggle a (cursed) item into important places.
Name: Spades
Game Area: Roulette
Compensation: They will attempt to kill the character that lost in the quietness of the backrooms.
Name: Clubs
Game Area: Pool, Darts
Compensation: They will just make characters clean their casino area.
Name: Hearts
Game Area: Slot Games
Compensation: They will drag characters into experiments in a different facility.
You may also end up taken to the back rooms for getting caught cheating, although it may also end up in a congratulatory meeting for an impressive sleight of hand instead or an invitation to join one of the groups. How would you feel about a life of crime?
Those caught in Hearts Group's Experiments will be subjected to series of tests. Mostly they're to check the characters' physical condition before proceeding. Once the tests are concluded, the character will be given a medicine (either via shot or a pill). This medicine will not show any signs of working for a while and characters are let go afterwards.
The same medicine can, however, later be consumed by anyone else in various foods and drinks (free samples, some restaurants, even some grocery store items), even in the higher levels of the Mall. The experiments were the final test before distributing the medicine secretly to the public. So your character may accidentally end up getting the medicine in other ways.
What are the medicine? Monster Form activators. They will awaken a monster form inside a character that will trigger under one of the (player) selected conditions: strong emotional reaction, full moon, near death situation or bleeding.
The form can be returned from by calming down and focusing on their sense of self, but there's a chance to go berserk, making this difficult. If characters go berserk, their powers will be a lot stronger, but they won't know who's a friend and who's a foe. Their form may also be a lot scarier than it normally is. They will likely only want to cause destruction around them or want to feed on humans.
Monster | Description | Powers |
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Alraune | Plant monsters with a humanoid shape. They may have changes as simple as flowers growing in their hair or have complex body modifications such as roots for legs and long vines as hands. | Pollen with status effects like sleep/poison/paralysis, control over plants, poisonous kisses, etc |
Gargoyle | Monstrous humanoid winged creatures with horns on their head and stony hides. | Super strength, tough skin, flight |
Harpy | Human-bird hybrids. Anything part can be replaced with bird bodyparts, although the most common configuration is arms turned to wings and legs into talons. | Flight, sonic scream, hypnotizing voice, ability to whip up whirlwinds |
Kelpie | Aquatic horses with a man made of seaweed and algae, covered in a sticky fur that makes it nearly impossible to get off if one is to ride them. Some may get a fish tail when underwater, although when out of water they have legs like any horse. | Water breathing, illusions |
Lich | Undead humanoids, they may look skeletal or simply corpselike. | Raising the dead (into zombies/skeletons), necrotic touch |
Manticore | Beastlike creatures with the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpion or dragon. They vary greatly, some sporting horns on their heads, or resembling a Chimera or Sphinx. | Super strength, flight if wings. |
Minotaur | Animalistic monsters with the head of a bull and the body of a human, although some variations exist in which there are different animal heads. Some sport hooves and a tail in place of legs. | Super strength, overall size, super defense. |
Taur | This refers to any number of creatures with a humanoid upper body and a lower body that resembles a non-anthropomorphic animal in the same sort of style as a centaur. This category includes things like Arachne and Naga, and other variations of such monsters. | Varies depending on animal the taur is based on |
Werecreatures | Monstrous, bipedal animals, the transformation of which is often (but not always) triggered by the full moon. Common variants are wolves and bears, although they can be about any animal. The Pooka would be one of the variations in the werecreature category. | Depends on the animal the form is based on, but usually super strong/fast etc |
This effect can either be permanent or temporary, depending on how the players want it. Temporary can be up to just one transformation under the conditions or several.
- Ask your questions related to the TDM here.
- The TDM is available only to friends of the mods and their friends. If you want to play in the TDM, please leave a note here to inform us who invited you over. We will get to you as soon as possible.
- Test Drive is open for current characters to make a top level as well. New characters can add TDM (or "New" or anything else) on their subject line to indicate they're new!
- Current characters cannot access the starting area again to meet new arrivals. They can, however, be at the Research Center when the newbies are teleported in.
- The TDM is game canon so anything in the TDM can happen for your character(s) in the game as well.
- Remember to add Content Warnings wherever needed!
- Smut is not allowed on the TDM. You can play situations leading to it, but if the thread is turning into smut, please move it to a private space such a post in your character's journal, or a locked post in the game's log community if you decide to app!
- Pokémon Guidelines:
• Anything mindblowing crazy that the pokedex has to offer for any of the evolutions doesn't carry over to Seasons. They're closer to anime variants where people can get flamethrower at their face and live (we still do not recommend getting a flamethrower at face)
• Pokémon gain experience points much slower, even if they battle one another.
• You may be able to find a vending machine with weird stones mixed in for stone evolutions. Strange.
• All start at level 5.
• More Pokémon may appear later in the game but for now it's just the ones mentioned.
• More on all the available Pokémon here!
- Check Locations: City to find more areas to explore inside the city. Every place in the districts are open. The Underground Mall has been added to the locations page at the very end of it.
- Similarly, Locations: Segments is useful for outdoors adventures. You can find monsters to encounter on Beastiary.
- Minor NPCs page has been updated with the criminal organizations.
- FAQ has information on characters' smartphones as well as general things about the world that might be handy.
- Feel free to check and use out Questboard for additional prompts.
Oengus | Original | Player in game
[Whether it be in the spring room, the arrival hall or, through a glitch, your apartment, it doesn't really matter to him he's going to talk to someone here goddamnit. Does he have questions? Definitely! Are they congruent with the situation at hand?]
Are there directions to the nearest tavern on here? [No, of course not. He has priorities and they all start with fun. New world? Serious situation? Danger? Sure okay, but party? Party now? He has no idea what this phone thing does, please help, it's obviously upside down and he is really on the struggle bus with it.]
Underground Mall
[There's a weirdo at the UFO catcher. He's eschewed all glamour, because why bother, he'd seen some of the people here. He doesn't have to put in any effort to appear normal, what was normal anyway? Completely subjective, as far as he could see. So yes, a nine foot tall winged weirdo is at the UFO machine, with a very round, very fluffy rowlet perched in the fairy's branching, flower-ridden antlers. By the looks of it he's helped himself to the vending machine more than just a few times, with a tidy collection of various cans neatly piled up beside him. Soda cans, soup cans, canned fish, canned cake, canned alligator and so on. Interesting fixation on cans, but it is something of a novelty to him.
He is very fixated on the UFO catcher though, with his wings half spread and his face against the glass, both ears pinned back in intense concentration. This is extremely important, dire even. He hasn't won once yet but that's not going to stop him.]
Dark Side
[A message has popped up on the network.]
hello
how do you remove a shark from a fountain
it has baby arms and legs and is very nimble and slippery
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Shouldn't sharks be in water?? Why does it have baby legs??? How much moonglow did you snort today??
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it has baby legs and baby arms and is swimming or maybe crawling around on the bottom of the fountain and i fear it may bite fingers off. it has baby legs and baby arms because it is a baby shark of course
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?????? SHARKS DONT HAVE FUCKING ARMS AND LEGS.
Why do you want it out then if it's just going to bite you oh my God
Wait
What fountain is this??
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because it cant stay in fresh water its a shark baby arms and legs notwithstanding
the one in the
[... That there is a nice, long pause instead of, you know, a proper end to the sentence. ... It's coming, don't worry.]
housed marketplace
[He knows he was told what it was earlier but for the life of him he cannot fucking remember that word at all.]
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Have you tried asking it? I know how it sounds but sometimes the really stupid simple stuff works.
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it doesn't seem to care much for conversation. i tried suggesting it may enjoy an ocean more than a fountain and it only spat water at me and tried to bite my fingers. are you well versed in shark husbandry? i feel like i could use some help.
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That was rude of it. Shark husbandry is a little outside of my skillset but I'd be willing to help anyway. I know a couple of binding spells, that might help catch it?
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it is a baby one cannot expect manners from a baby. a binding spell might just do the trick though barring that a net could be just as useful. maybe both would be prudent in this occasion. do you know where the underground market is?
[Mall? Market? It's the same thing right?]
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Underground Mall
You know, I think it may be rigged. The claw is too weak.
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Now don't say that, maybe I'm just bad at it.
[He even stepped aside, his expression a touch sheepish, to gesture at the machine.]
I've never seen anything like it before, but... Well I've never seen anything like anything else here, were I to be honest with you. It's entirely possible if not probable that I simply don't know what I'm doing. Have you ever used one before?
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I haven't, really, but I'm familiar with how they work. Let me give it a shot. You want the yellow one, right?
[He's absolutely going to cheat. After slotting some moon coins into the machine and lowering the claw over the pikachu plush toy he uses his telekinesis summer power to make it float in the claw's loose grip, doing a fine job at pretending that it's really being held by it. He dumps it into the retrieval box.]
There you go.
[Oengus is lucky; Hijikata would usually just scoff and walk past if he saw someone wasting their money on a sham like this - but between the mayonnaise vending machine and his brand new little pig friend his mood has skyrocketed to the point where he's happy to help a stranger. It's like a near-midsummer miracle!]
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[He politely stands to the side, though the machine would not be given the same grace: Oengus seems fascinated by the mechanism inside of the device, moving to the other side of it in order to watch as the claw descended and grasped at the same doll he'd been fussing with for ages now. He peers as the toy was lifted up, squinting as he tried to see just how it had settled in there in order to keep it from falling out again. Not that he could make heads or tails of it, the thing just looked like it was somehow no longer quite as hefty as it'd been moments prior.]
Huh. Well done! Though I've not a single idea how you managed it.
[All that careful attention paying he was doing for nothing, no lessons learned! Oh well, he reached the box to snag it, clearly still just as pleased regardless.]
Here, allow me to repay you for that.
[As he was already fishing out a few coins to hand back to Hijikata, careful to offer them in an open palm rather than between his fingers. It would have been too easy to scratch the man otherwise, better to just play it safe.]
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Arrival
I'll show you how to use the search feature.
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[Without hesitation, he handed over the phone... and then huddled in close to see exactly what Otabek is doing, obviously very excited for this technology lesson.]
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Press this and it makes it active.
[Otabek pauses and then looks at the map icon and taps it, while it loads he kind of shows it to Oengus so he can get a better look.]
It's normal for it to load for a moment. If you open this it shows you where we are, and you can type in things like food, drink, bar, hotel...whatever you're looking for.
[He hands it over to Oengus and motions to the city.]
It will give you directions to get to that place.
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Underground Mall hiii friend
Komala clung to an upper arm, the pokémon's log carried easily in hand.
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Use the claw to nudge what you want towards the chute, even if it means picking up something else to knock it over.
[UFO catchers usually had their claws shaped in such a way, along with the location of the prize chute, that doing so was far better than just going right into trying to pick up the wanted prize.]
<3333 henloooo
[He glanced over his shoulder at the man, about to speak, until he was immediately distracted by the sleepy little bear-creature clinging to him. Oh.]
I'll have to try that in just a moment- What is that?
[The rowlet didn't budge an inch as he straightened, though he didn't step away from the UFO catcher. If anything, he looked torn between remaining at the game, and inspecting Komala, uncertainly shooting looks between one and the other.]
ฅʕ•̫͡•ʔฅ
Komala, she's a pokémon. Like the ones coming out of that machine dispensing the pokéballs- the red and white spheres.
[She was also snoozing away, little claws hooked in the sleeve of his jacket. Unbothered. Content. Fast asleep without a problem in the world and at peace with herself.]
One of mine.
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Dark Side
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negotiations have fallen through i have run out of canned goods
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Underground Mall... TWO
What the hell... these people have no shame at all! They're not even trying to hide their misdeeds from the police!
[He's taking that personally! He stops to sneer at a display case filled with brass knuckles, right next to a stand of trenchcoats with more inner pockets and straps than should be necessary, and wonders if he should take some photos as evidence... but honestly, he'd be at it all day and night. He might as well just tell his boss that the whole place is a crime nest.]
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Was the mortal man upset? Well yes! Very! But as far as he could see, it was a completely harmless and honestly very funny kind of upset, so there was no guilt to be felt here. Hey, he didn't put the dubious black market down here, it wasn't his fault technically, right? Oengus followed behind him, not really feeling it necessary to lead Hijikata to anywhere in particular, happy to just watch the man with delighted fascination as he glowered and glared at all the illegal paraphernalia for sale down here.]
Is it really that terrible? What's wrong with these?
[He meant it too, what's wrong with selling weapons?]
It surely can't be worse than the shark eggs for sale.
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[He huffs in aggravation, frowning at what Oengus added.]
Who's selling shark eggs?
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