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Arrival

Part 1

You arrive in an unknown space, dressed in white clothes (player choice what kind of clothes, as long as they cover everything). Whatever was happening to you before no longer happens. It's like everything was put on a pause and you were transferred away from the situation without you realizing it happened.

The space that you find yourself in is one of these four options:

An empty landscape filled with snow and ice, almost like a blank canvas.
A field with cherry blossom trees and spring flowers.
A sunny beach near an ocean that seems never ending.
A quiet forest with falling autumn leaves.

All of the spaces seem to continue endlessly. No matter where or how far you walk it almost seems like you're not moving at all. There are no animals here - just those who happened to wake up there at the same time, in the same place. Everyone is wearing the same kind of plain, white clothes.

Despite the possible rollercoaster of emotions you might be feeling, the place somehow feels familiar. Like somehow you belong there.

And it looks like you're not alone.

Part 2

After half an hour has passed the surroundings change as everyone is teleported into a room with all the other new arrivals, no matter what space they woke up in. It's a large place with plenty of seats to sit in and beverages to enjoy. Medical attention is offered to those who need it and the doctors here are very prepared for any challenging situations.

Here, in this room, everyone gets an answer to where they are and why. A hologram of a man appears at the center of the room, waiting to be heard. He brings a message on behalf of the leaders of Ellipsa.

The Message [ Click to Expand ]

Hello, my name is Olwen. I'm one of the leaders of Ellipsa as it currently is. I'm also one of the four who summoned you here.

Our world is in trouble and we need your help. I apologize for tearing you away from your world and forcing you to come here but I hope you understand. The magic we used doesn't let us ask in advance, nor does it let us choose who we bring here.

This world is composed of four Seasonal Segments. All of them represent one of the seasons. They were the places we used to get our resources from, but now they're dangerous places no one should go into unless they have the power to fight back. All of them have their own sets of powerful monsters and natural catastrophes.

We used to have plenty of people here who could control the powers of the four Seasons. We called them Seasonal Power Holders. Unfortunately, due to a tragedy you can read about later, we lost almost all of them. Now only four of us remain and the world is in chaos. We have done our best to protect the world, but we need more power holders to do that.

That's where you come in.

All of you have been assigned to one of the seasons. Whatever space you were in just now is what season you represent. You will learn different skills based on the season and those skills are going to help you save this world.

These powers don't interfere with your own natural powers. They use a new energy that has formed inside of you. It's harmless to your health, but it's vital to your seasonal powers. Your own powers should still work, even if the dark energy outside the city might interfere with them.

Unfortunately bringing you here wasn't as simple as it sounds. We couldn't do anything about how to keep you anchored to this world other than making a simple spell that helps with it. That is, you need to touch someone else who is not from this world ideally at least once a day. It will help you stay in control of your powers and boost your magical energy. If you don't, the consequences aren't very good. But as long as you hold someone's hand or give someone a handshake, you should be fine.

That's all I have to say about the situation. The staff of the Research Center will give you more information about housing and other necessary things. I will, however, promise that you will be sent home once the situation becomes better. That's the least we can do.

The hologram can be viewed in private in a separate room later, should someone wish to look at it again. For now, the staff of the Research Center hands everyone their new smartphones with their small flower lucky charms (the flower is anything the player decides). They're also told that the building next door is where everyone can find a room assigned to them with some of their belongings there and possibly even any animal companions. Those concerned about their mount-sizes companions are welcomed to the stables downstairs to see if their friends are there. The mounts are allowed to stay there until you find a place more suitable for them.

In the Arrival's hall there are also several stands with information pamphlets.

First type of stand is for the local Guilds and about the benefits or joining one.

Second type of stands is for the Welcoming Committee that aim to show otherworlders what the world is like and help guide people in the beginning of the journey and helps in getting settled into the new world. They even have people to help if you're unfamiliar with the new phones.

Third type of the stands is for The In Touch Support Group that is led by the Otherwordly Ambassador, Kamisato Ayato. The pamphlets have contact information for businesses looking to help Otherworlders. They also focus more on the lore of the World and what they have discovered so far, as well as a guide on what to think about when preparing to venture out to the Segments.

Once you get your smartphone and necessary information, you're urged to go out and find your apartment. After that whatever you want to do is up to you.

Part 3

The building next door is where everyone can find their new apartments. As you enter, you're told by a friendly native that for the first two months you can live anywhere rent-free and five meals a day are paid for you. After that they get a monthly payment that helps with some of their living expenses, but otherwise they have to have a job to support themselves.

All of the apartments are comfortable, two bedroom apartments with all necessary utilities. They are also completely soundproof. Sometimes the magic system, however, does glitch and you might find yourself rooming with a stranger. This is not the intention and the staff will immediately prepare you your own room if you ask them. But maybe having a roommate isn't all that bad?

Party in the Underground

Part 1

The center of Nightwake never sleeps and there's always something happening, but today there's a lot of excitement in the air all around the center and every district! Locals and those who want to help them (for 100 Moon Coins or a gift card of their choosing), are walking to everyone to offer colorful fliers along with free vending machine tokens. There's also colorful advertisement on billboards and posters everywhere around the city advertising all sorts of things like items, clothes, drinks and more.

Local businesses, stores and restaurants are also going pretty crazy with their celebrations of anyone walking in being their 50th, 100th or whatever customer of the day and the prize among other things are gift cards and more free vending machine tokens but they aren't even for that same shop or restaurant? They also offer people to spin all kinds of different prize wheels, spin roulettes, buying a certain amount of things from them, and taking part in eating and drinking competitions for a surprise prize. Someone even put these surprise prizes into the Gacha Restaurant's randomizer, so for a week, you can choose it as a total surprise there too. (The surprises can be even more vending machine tokens and silly things like cute keychains or a 5-in-1 avocado tool as some examples.)

You can't find any of these shops, restaurants and other places, that they are advertising, in the whole city. The locals, posters and billboards will tell you where you can find them. There's a new entrance in every district, where locals welcome everyone to the grand opening of the Underground Mall!

Some may even drop into a sudden hole in the ground on their way and fall (or slide) somewhere far away. Don't worry, there will be very soft and huge pillows for landing in your destination.

Part 2

The Underground Mall's upper floors give the vibe of a joyous mall with several restaurants and shops you won't see on the surface. The mall is definitely a must visit place for those who appreciate different fashion and exciting food choices. The party from the surface continues down here with various sales around the area. A good day for shopping!

For those who like games, there's a futuristic VR Arcade for you! This Arcade focuses on games that are played with VR goggles on. Even your regular DDR machine will now take you to dance in different environments and feel like you're dancing for your life or for an actual audience.

There are all sorts of vending machines lined up in their own, huge corner. You can find the usual ones with all sorts of different snacks, food and drinks, but there are also some with cake, cookies, mayonnaise, cream, flowers, engagement rings and other less usual but normal things. Nothing here is randomized, unless you choose the random option from the machine, otherwise you get exactly what you want. So pick your favorites or try something new, that sounds more or less good! You can find a machine that turns moon coins on your phone into vending machine tokens (or you can pay straight with your phone).

And, yes, you can find vending machines full of snacks and drinks all around the area too.

Then there's also an area for ufo catchers with all kinds of prizes like pokemon plushies and lots of other plushies, items themed to different season, plushies and other items themed to any fauna and flora from all around Ellipsa, puzzles, food themed items etc etc.

Moving inside the mall is done by escalators and elevators, but there are also regular stairs for those who prefer them.

The fastest way of traveling from floor to floor in the mall is by quick teleport nodes. You choose a floor you want to go to from the list of choices, much like an elevator and then you're transported into that floor's node within seconds. Unfortunately, they're still working out on the bugs in the system, so you may end up in the wrong place - including places that aren't on the list of choices.

Part 3

There's also a Poké Ball Vending Machine, so anyone who recognizes poké balls may have some idea what they could get here. The vending machine somehow has enough balls for everyone in Ellipsa but everyone can only buy one ball! The balls don't have names in them and no one can see through them, so even those, who know Pokémon will NOT know what they'll be getting from this vending machine as it is entirely randomized!

Are you ready to get your first Pokémon? What about being ready to see how you two get along? Everyone, who plays this vending machine, gets either a Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Pikachu, Eevee, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip, Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup, Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott, Chespin, Fennekin, Froakie, Rowlet, Litten, Poplio, Grookey, Scorbunny, Sobble, Spirigatito, Fuecoco or Quaxly.

(And yes, ICly it is entirely randomized but OOCly you can decide which one you want your character to get... Of course you can rng the result too. More about Pokémon guidelines in the OOC Tips of this TDM.)

Welcome to Our Dark Side

The third part of the TDM is under this details cut as it has Content Warnings, including Cursed things, Organized Crime, Illegal Activities, Monster Forms/Body Horror, Attempted Murder, Experimenting on People

The Third Part of the TDM [ Click to Expand ]

Part 1

The lowest levels of the mall are only accessible by random quick teleport nodes around the mall (if you know you know is the motto with these). You can run into them on accident (they're usually hidden, but with so much traffic, the hiding place becomes visible) and they sometimes immediately just teleport people without any warning. The arrival can be in various places. A random shady hallway, in the middle of the floor, in a shady establishment and so on.

Anything that seems shady can be found from these floors. Even the local diners here are very weird and likely have illegal things on the menu. Clothing stores sell all kinds of clothes fit for thieves and assassins and the amount of weapons shops here is twice the amount than on the surface. Rumor has it there are also people trying to summon the devil somewhere around here, but that's still just a rumor.

One of the teleport node locations can take you to the front of a cursed vending machine corner. At first they look like ordinary vending machines, but upon closer inspection one may notice they are anything but ordinary.

The food vending machines are full of different "eatable" bugs with half-hearted warnings that they may or may not be poisonous (they didn't really check before putting them in the packaging), Mystery Food boxes (includes some very suspicious foods that don't look edible, but are actually alright in taste? But may contain some side effects like growing mushrooms out of your hair if you eat the mushroom ones), ones that is labeled Energy Drinks but all of them look more like creepy potions (they provide energy but at the cost of poisoning someone for 24 hours) and hyper realistic cakes that look like various body parts (the cake part is intentionally written in small print).

Other vending machines have various shark eggs (hatching them will provide a magical shark with little hands and legs that invades the first watery surface it finds and bites whoever comes too close - it does not belong as a pet, but one may try to tame one), Mystery Boxes (with anything from highly cursed jewelry to books that suck your soul if written into) and Cheat Slips (it's said these slips will let you master a skill immediately, but all it does is cause one's powers to go berserk for 2 hours).

Part 2

The lowest levels are also a place for a large Casino. While they do exist on the surface, this one is a little different.

The Casino (named just that, "The Casino") is divided into four different sections; All of them are dominated by an organized crime group. This is the only area of the underground they work together in peace and sometimes come to relax. They don't cause trouble for each other here, but they definitely can try to cause trouble for everyone who is visiting the place.

Losing in this Casino can mean being taken to the back rooms by whichever group's area you ended up losing in. They will offer to let you go if you can pay off your debt you made in the Casino, but they have other options of compensation.

Name: Diamonds
Game Area: Card Games (Poker, Black Jack, Craps)
Compensation: They will send characters on a criminal quest to either steal or sabotage something or even smuggle a (cursed) item into important places.

Name: Spades
Game Area: Roulette
Compensation: They will attempt to kill the character that lost in the quietness of the backrooms.

Name: Clubs
Game Area: Pool, Darts
Compensation: They will just make characters clean their casino area.

Name: Hearts
Game Area: Slot Games
Compensation: They will drag characters into experiments in a different facility.

You may also end up taken to the back rooms for getting caught cheating, although it may also end up in a congratulatory meeting for an impressive sleight of hand instead or an invitation to join one of the groups. How would you feel about a life of crime?

Part 3

Those caught in Hearts Group's Experiments will be subjected to series of tests. Mostly they're to check the characters' physical condition before proceeding. Once the tests are concluded, the character will be given a medicine (either via shot or a pill). This medicine will not show any signs of working for a while and characters are let go afterwards.

The same medicine can, however, later be consumed by anyone else in various foods and drinks (free samples, some restaurants, even some grocery store items), even in the higher levels of the Mall. The experiments were the final test before distributing the medicine secretly to the public. So your character may accidentally end up getting the medicine in other ways.

What are the medicine? Monster Form activators. They will awaken a monster form inside a character that will trigger under one of the (player) selected conditions: strong emotional reaction, full moon, near death situation or bleeding.

The form can be returned from by calming down and focusing on their sense of self, but there's a chance to go berserk, making this difficult. If characters go berserk, their powers will be a lot stronger, but they won't know who's a friend and who's a foe. Their form may also be a lot scarier than it normally is. They will likely only want to cause destruction around them or want to feed on humans.

Monster	Description	Powers
Alraune	Plant monsters with a humanoid shape. They may have changes as simple as flowers growing in their hair or have complex body modifications such as roots for legs and long vines as hands.	Pollen with status effects like sleep/poison/paralysis, control over plants, poisonous kisses, etc
Gargoyle	Monstrous humanoid winged creatures with horns on their head and stony hides.	Super strength, tough skin, flight
Harpy	Human-bird hybrids. Anything part can be replaced with bird bodyparts, although the most common configuration is arms turned to wings and legs into talons.	Flight, sonic scream, hypnotizing voice, ability to whip up whirlwinds
Kelpie	Aquatic horses with a man made of seaweed and algae, covered in a sticky fur that makes it nearly impossible to get off if one is to ride them. Some may get a fish tail when underwater, although when out of water they have legs like any horse.	Water breathing, illusions
Lich	Undead humanoids, they may look skeletal or simply corpselike.	Raising the dead (into zombies/skeletons), necrotic touch
Manticore	Beastlike creatures with the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpion or dragon. They vary greatly, some sporting horns on their heads, or resembling a Chimera or Sphinx.	Super strength, flight if wings.
Minotaur	Animalistic monsters with the head of a bull and the body of a human, although some variations exist in which there are different animal heads. Some sport hooves and a tail in place of legs.	Super strength, overall size, super defense.
Taur	This refers to any number of creatures with a humanoid upper body and a lower body that resembles a non-anthropomorphic animal in the same sort of style as a centaur. This category includes things like Arachne and Naga, and other variations of such monsters.	Varies depending on animal the taur is based on
Werecreatures	Monstrous, bipedal animals, the transformation of which is often (but not always) triggered by the full moon. Common variants are wolves and bears, although they can be about any animal. The Pooka would be one of the variations in the werecreature category.	Depends on the animal the form is based on, but usually super strong/fast etc

This effect can either be permanent or temporary, depending on how the players want it. Temporary can be up to just one transformation under the conditions or several.

OOC TIPS

- Ask your questions related to the TDM here.

- The TDM is available only to friends of the mods and their friends. If you want to play in the TDM, please leave a note here to inform us who invited you over. We will get to you as soon as possible.

- Test Drive is open for current characters to make a top level as well. New characters can add TDM (or "New" or anything else) on their subject line to indicate they're new!

- Current characters cannot access the starting area again to meet new arrivals. They can, however, be at the Research Center when the newbies are teleported in.

- The TDM is game canon so anything in the TDM can happen for your character(s) in the game as well.

- Remember to add Content Warnings wherever needed!

- Smut is not allowed on the TDM. You can play situations leading to it, but if the thread is turning into smut, please move it to a private space such a post in your character's journal, or a locked post in the game's log community if you decide to app!

- Pokémon Guidelines:
• Anything mindblowing crazy that the pokedex has to offer for any of the evolutions doesn't carry over to Seasons. They're closer to anime variants where people can get flamethrower at their face and live (we still do not recommend getting a flamethrower at face)
• Pokémon gain experience points much slower, even if they battle one another.
• You may be able to find a vending machine with weird stones mixed in for stone evolutions. Strange.
• All start at level 5.
• More Pokémon may appear later in the game but for now it's just the ones mentioned.
• More on all the available Pokémon here!

- Check Locations: City to find more areas to explore inside the city. Every place in the districts are open. The Underground Mall has been added to the locations page at the very end of it.

- Similarly, Locations: Segments is useful for outdoors adventures. You can find monsters to encounter on Beastiary.

- Minor NPCs page has been updated with the criminal organizations.

- FAQ has information on characters' smartphones as well as general things about the world that might be handy.

- Feel free to check and use out Questboard for additional prompts.

code bases by tricklet

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Sup?

Sup?!

[There's the flare of fire and Red Son is quickly crossing the distance between them.]

There is no sup, what are you doing here, you're not supposed to be here, someone has to beat that lion and Noodle Boy isn't going to know what the scroll is, why are you here?!

[There is a lot of that typical angry aggression.]

[May be the fearful desperation is leaking into his voice though.]

[Give him about ten seconds to not be off-put by the outburst, listen to what Red Son's actually saying, then be confused and finally just grin and pat his shoulder. But did you expect anything less from him.]

Did you have a bad run at the vending machines? Food nightmares are a bad deal. We already beat Azure, remember? Besides, the kid knew enough about the scroll to come after me twice.

[He's not ignoring your not-so-hidden desperation, Red Son...he just thinks you might still be recovering. Probably.]

[Red Son whacks away his hand. He may be more used to touch now, thanks to certain pushy heroes and this place's touch requirements, but it doesn't mean he's letting just anyone touch him.]

[...even if that little bit of contact was trying to push through the rage as something pleasant.]

[Uuuugh, this is why he was trying to get out of his own head!]

What are you on about, like I would eat from a vending machine, I-

[A pause.]

Beat...Azure?

You're really missing out then.

[Well that response was expected. Red Son's never been the most touchy feely person. Neither is his father. Shame, that little bit of contact was nice, even though his usually not that touchy with most people anymore either. Wukong shrugs, both hands moving to his hip.]

Yeah, Azure's gone, the Jade Emperor's power is sealed, the scroll's been returned...you can't really have forgotten.

[It's not painful at all remembering what happened to Azure. Nope.]

[Now, Red Son is smart. He's good at gathering information. He had questions and he hunted down the answers. He knows time between worlds can get weird. He knows people may not necessarily be the same point in the timeline.]

[In theory, it could be that Azura Lion has been beaten either because those months passed back home or a time line difference.]

[Unfortunately, this is also coming from Sun Wukong so even if it could in THEORY be true, its very hard for Red Son to just accept his word. The Noodle Boy, Mei, even the Pig Man, sure. But Sun Wukong? That was a whole other story.]

I haven't forgotten anything.

I remember being sucked in when this place took me.

What do you remember?

Oh that's easy. I was on the beach watching you lose a water fight.

[Wukong's also no fool. He plays stupid sometimes, but something's clearly off here. Something he's missing.] Ne Zhe told us all what happened in Heaven after they got me out of the scroll. That's the last thing you remember?

...a water fight.

At the beach.

[Sure, he's not likely deathly allergic to water, but why would he ever?]

[....okay, MAYBE Mei and MK could have convinced him. MAYBE. If he was feeling very charitable that day.]

...yes. He was still fighting when Azura Lion got me with that stupid scroll. [He clenches his fists at his sides, glaring off to the side.]

Yeah, which was after Princess Iron Fan tried to blow away the volleyball competition.

[This feels like one of those moments where he should try to be reassuring. But trying is the operative word.]

I mean, it's not your fault. Azure was never someone that could be taken head-on. But it's not like you didn't do anything to help.

....so mother and I were both at the beach.

With you?

[Which is the most unbelievable part. While his parents weren't exactly HAPPY about his continued association with the Noodle Boy via the Dragon Girl, there was a certain level of tolerance.]

[But Wukong....]

[There is a grimace at the help line because]

[Well, what DID he do other than get a bunch of the Celestial Realm's army also pulled into the Scroll of Memory? Not that he feels particularly guilty about it, Azure Lion was a threat to their realm, but he wouldn't say it was help. He doesn't need guilt to feel like a failure.]

I am aware that he is a powerful foe. Its not as if I went to fight him alone, I knew that...aid would be required.

But I was unable to contact the Noodle Boy nor the Dragon Girl. With their intent on reforming the Brotherhood, I had thought that perhaps father was not their first stop. The scroll makes anyone's power level rather moot.

Well, with everyone anyway. Got in some good fishing with DBK too.

[Have fun with that thought, Red Son. Your father peacefully fishing with the monkey who sealed him away.]

Well since he conveniently left me in the scroll, his only other stop would've been Macaque and well...he's Macaque.

But my point is, even without the scroll...or the Jade Emperor's power...Azure was not someone just anyone could take on. I mean, you couldn't take on DBK even in his old age, could you?

[Miiiiight be a bit of a low blow, buuuut DBK is really powerful right?]

You. Fished with father?

[The disbelief is Strong.]

Ah yes, the shadow monkey. I imagine he is difficult to track down.

[There's another flash of the fire as he snarls.]

Of course not! Even with his imprisonment, father's strength didn't wane that much! If those cowards hadn't immediately attacked mother and I, father could have-

Could have-

[He grits his teeth.]

It was not a physical weakness. Father had his priorities and Azure Lion would not stand for those priorities continuing to be present.

Uh-huh. Didn't catch anything because of the splashing, but you know, not the point.

[The amusement is just as strong.]

When he wants to be anyway.

[Okay, time for the serious. He steps close enough to really just look him in the eye.]

Exactly. Your father could have been a match for Azure normally. But you're not your father, not yet. And this wasn't normally. So you did what you could. There's no shame in that.

[He immediately lightens up without backing off.]

Besides, it's not like you'll settle for not good enough. You've got his stubborness for sure!

[Red Son leans back as Wukong gets close enough to meet his eye, and there's still that defensive tension. He's still reeling from the talk of the beach and everything that happened and what Wukong is trying to say happened and its]

[A lot.]

[Make all the stranger because]

[It seems the other is trying to be...]

[Comforting?]

[Which is confusing and Red Son's expression definitely shows that. He really hasn't got much of a poker face.]

[Its strange. He's wondered what was the whole connection between MK and the Monkey King and while he's definitely seen some of the Monkey King in MK, mostly in him acting like an idiot, its the strange moment where he]

[Sees MK in Sun Wukong.]

You're.

Trying to comfort me.

I mean, obviously. Is it working?

[He rubs the back of his neck, not exactly looking away, but not fully making eye contact either. He's trying to be good at this. To be more aware of people's sensitivities.]

Look, Red Son. What happened with Azure was a lot. For everyone involved. I just want to make sure that you know you didn't let them down.

[If he hadn't been restrained by Peng-]

[If he had tried to get the scroll with them then-]

[If he had had better security set up-]

[If he had been stronger, if he hadn't been so out of control that part of his power had to be gutted as a child-]

[He looks away. Because its hard to believe he isn't a failure when that is what he had been for so long.]

I don't understand.

You-

Why do you care?

[Its an easier subject then his own feelings of inadequacy.]

That's not an easy question to answer.

[Because he's DBK's kid...because things could have been different if he hadn't made so many choices he regrets now...because he hadn't been happy to seal away his last brother and that's why he disappeared after...all of the above.]

Maybe it's because I have a lifetime to decide on changes I want to make. I dunno.

[...he supposes that's fair.]

[He knows his father and Wukong had been close before. He can recognize that relying on the Monkey King to help find a nonlethal solution to the Samadhi Fire had implications.]

[He knows why his mother told him that the word of their family meant something and it would always mean something. A belief that is steadfast precisely because of what betrayal had done.]

[It was part of why he never really spoke to Wukong if he could avoid it. MK and Mei were one thing, but what does one say to the person who had ruined most of his life.]

[(The other is the keen awareness he could not beat the Monkey King in a fight if it did come to blows.)]

Mother would remind me that you can lie as easy as breathing when you want to.

Are you lying? About Azure Lion?

You're aware angry Mei and MK would be if they found out you lied to me about something like that?

Edited 2023-07-17 04:07 (UTC)

[A twitch of both an eyebrow and his tail, then that comment is emotionally swept under the rug with his other baggage.]

And what would lying about something like that get me? You do know I was locked in the scroll first right? And my slab was cut in two by Azure? So really, me lying about it kind of hurts me the most if you think about it.

I don't know what it would get you. I don't know why you have done a great many things. Even the stories that try to claim to know what you are thinking are just that; stories.

It could get you peace here. It could be you don't want to talk about possible solutions since that is apparently something you struggle with according to the Pony Girl. Get rid of any reason to have to interact with me. Those seem like the obvious potential reasons.

[A pause.] Being cut in half is dangerous, the memories would be prone to glitching, though it would take some time before the world collapsed. The scroll pieces are surprisingly stable. [He said, like he's actually had time to study it.]

So while not an immediate danger, if your slab was cut, getting you out sooner is better.

Yeah, she makes that clear pretty much every chance she. Even though it apparently turns out my plan wasn't as dumb as everyone thought. It just needed some tweaking. So MK planned how we took down Azure.

And if I didn't want to deal with you I wouldn't have invited your family to the party at my home, and I wouldn't still be standing here talking to you.

[Do you just carry a list of the most negative reasons anyone could be doing something around in your pockets or something.]

And that's exactly what happened, but MK got me out with the help of some tape. [And Macaque.] So it's fiiiiine. The world's still in one peace and everyone's free.

She has every reason to, considering your last plan only worked because I felt the Samadhi Fire reforging and was able to find her before the fire consumed her. [There is definitely judgement in his tone.]

...I suppose that is a fair point.

[He's a very negative person.]

With tape. [A pause, tapping his chin.] Actually...with the right kind of tape, that could work to prolong the stabilization.

So.

Noodle Boy saved you. All of you stopped Azure. And then we all went to the beach. [There is a very intense, studying look.]

[Okay, even he has a limit to the number of barbs he can take. He's been chewed out for that by almost literally everyone and Mei won't let him live it down. But the fire was controlled and the beat Lady Bone Demon.]

No, the reason it worked was because she was able to control the fire until you found her. Which wasn't my plan but it still proved me right AND it probably would have worked better if so many other things hadn't messed it up in the first place. So let's just agree that my planning could use work, okay? Okay.

[He shrugs.]

Pretty much. I mean, going in with a plan helped and we all needed the day to relax after the fact.

I'm rather certain the fire would have killed you if you had gotten it. The fire has a cost on the user. It was lucky it went to Mei, it takes longer to have a toll.

So yes, it needs work.

.....

My parents are safe?

Edited 2023-07-17 07:36 (UTC)

Agree to disagree, because so many times immortal. Point is, it wasn't that bad of a plan, things just went haywire and I didn't get to handle it in the way I wanted to. But Mei was able to house the fire and you helped her control it.

[He groans.] How many different ways do I have to say yes? We beat Azure, Ne Zhe released all of you from the scroll and returned it to the underworld, and we were living it up on the beach literally right before I got here.

I remember what happened before you dumped the ocean on me, Sun Wukong. [And one day canon might actually tell me what happened with the Celestial Summer Camp.] We both know you were taking a risk.

[He crosses his arms with a scowl and a frustrated flicker of fire.] Well, forgive me for being worried about my parents potentially forever trapped. Not like one of them being trapped defined most of my life or anything!

[His rubs at his arms, looking to the side as the fire quickly dies out.] ....how long were we in there?

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