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steak 🥩 food fantasy

[personal profile] battlebound 2024-03-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
one. Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
two. You said alcohol would be the death of you and ordered 10 shots of tequila.
three. Everyday, I tell myself I shouldn't be friends with you.
four. Is this a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in you" kind of date?
five. [ text him! ]