1) I literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles" 2) How did you get so drunk? 3) I accidentally sent all my draft messages ... how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am? 4) Hold on, I'm painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint! 5) Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe.
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seasonsgreetings2024-03-04 05:13 pm
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2) How did you get so drunk?
3) I accidentally sent all my draft messages ... how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
4) Hold on, I'm painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint!
5) Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe.